When someone asks you to do something and you get entirely ready to go out and they cancel at the last minute
BITCH, I SHOWERED FOR YOU.
Think of a number. Double it. Add eight. Half it. Take away the number you started with. Reblog if your answer was four.
REBLOG if you agree…
In the morning when you look for something to wear…
Your wardrobe in your eyes:
Reality (for your parents):
A mother passing by her daughter’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, “Mom.” With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT.
it like really pisses me off when people just don't text back. Like okay, nice talking to ya